Monday, July 24, 2006

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Today I was looking for my favourite Need poster. I found this great story by Rachel from the Need. It fills me with hope, wonder, a measure of self-doubt and also much joy. Maybe you'll like it too:

But rather than go off about Olympia's amazing sense of community and so on, I'm going to tell you a story...so one summer night a bunch of pale-faced dyed-black punker-dykes were hanging out when a gang of lumberjack dykes (that's what we called them) crashed the party and tried to start a rumble. They got away with a trophy and a handful of underwear. Thus began the Olympia Dyke Gang Wars - The Sleazy Fuckers vs. The Scrawny Wusses. You can guess who was who.

There was a midnight face-off in the empty lot behind Gold's Gym. We chased each other with crowbars around the parking lot of the adult video store. A hideous painting of a girl fucking an octopus kept turning up on porches all over town. One night the Sleazy Fuckers took a hostage (she was already in her pajamas) and returned her late that night with a series of polaroids of herself tied up and blindfolded in a dog kennel. P.S. she really liked it...anyway we finally declared a flag code - white on the right if you were open to ambush, white on the left if you weren't. We started hanging out in the Safeway parking lot on thursday nights, car doors thrown open, stereos blasting, the dudes in hesher drag - bandanas, mesh, moustaches, camaro mullets - and the dolls in anklets and heels and halter-tops. We arm-wrestled. We strutted around and played air guitar. We drank coke in a can. It was beautiful.

But eventually we got bored of play-fighting and started talking...now the Sleazy Fuckers were more on the activist trip, and the Scrawny Wusses played in bands and went to art school. We all wanted to do something huge - and what came of our collision/collusion was The Transfused. An original rock opera that took a year to write and another six months of full production - besides working and re-working the music and lyrics and plot, there were auditions, rehearsals, benefits, planning meetings...and we raised almost $40, 000 without corporate sponsorship. Olympia was transformed. Kids moved here to work on it. Everyone got involved somehow - fundraising, sets, props, costumes. The closing show culminated in a parade that took over downtown Olympia. It was indescribable, really. The Transfused couldn't have come together the way it did in anyhere else...Mount Olympus! Whose gods and demi-gods play out the ultimate fictions. Small towns have a protoplasmic quality you can actually feel - it's like functioning at the cellular level. Germination, infection, chromosomal deviation...but the downside of small town living is that it's real easy (apparently) to get comfortable. To settle. I think Olympia's self-made mystique is, at heart, a product of its culture of boredom. It's enough to make you crazy.
Oh please can we all stop with this crazy real life crap, move to the same spot and stage a rock opera? Or make Sandy's queer cowboy movie?

4 comments:

gaylourdes said...

that's a beautiful story, do you mean sandy's call from the musicological review quarterly for a queer cowboy movie?
I have this idea where we take on doing the second series of firefly (joss whedon’s sci-fi western) instead, and we get judith butler to play the hard talking and strangely elliptical captain not just because they look incredibly similar, but also cos who doesn’t want to see judith perform and genderfuck? she would look so good along side us anyway. i was going to develop this idea somewhat and send it to mrq. wanna write firefly slash?

esther said...

yes that's the cowboy callout i meant. when do we start?

i can't really comment on the firefly slash concept until i actually get it together to watch it... though yes butler as a hard talking spaceship captain sounds hot hot hot.
xx

Az said...

queer space opera in small country town makes me wanna go 'oh oh oh i'm there i'm there'. but so does firefly slash with judy as the captain. she does look like nathan fillion, it's quite odd. or even making the second season of firefly, in the desert, with actors and such.

esther, dan and i were saying the other day how it's a long time since you put a recipe up here. how bout it? something chill-blasting would be especially appreciated.

esther said...

hey Az welcome back. and yes, i like how the Transfused has metamorphosed into a queer space opera.. via cowboys... mmm i'm so hot for cowboys still.

and tho i am pleased by the request - i have too had recipes here. like the chickpea salad one above. or kimchi. marmalade? truth be told i haven't been cooking much but i did a wicked feast on friday so i'll try and get some recipes up here from that soon. xx