You know normally buying work clothes is just really annoying. Not with my new job out working in the gardens. Nope I love my new work wardrobe.
I pulled out my old steel cap work boots and I bought myself a big belt from the hardware store. You gotta be crack protected in my line of work.
Today I went to get some work pants. They didn't have Hard Yakka or King Gee, just that new brand by the man Bisley. The nice guy at the workwear shop in Brunswick told us that sadly the pants did not come with the ladies depicted on the posters. They were blonde, in tiny work shorts and unbuttoned shirts and wrapped around Mr Bisley.
The pants come in two types: "regular" or "stout". He said that stout wasn't just for fat men but I was sceptical. Also he told me the crotch would be too long because they were for men. But I don't mind. I just like that on the label it says "Test driven by men, not machines."
So now I'm off to drive my new pants.